Contest Ideas

There always seems to be a contest going on where I work. Sometimes the contest are just for fun and sometimes they are incentive based to drive performance.

Since my term of employment here is winding down due to down-sizing I had a couple great ideas for contests:

1) The Shopping Cart Decoration Contest. The company will supply specially decorated cans, theme oriented refuse and sleeping bags. Local appliance stores have generously donated discarded appliance boxes for the event.

2) The Depressed Persons Sleep-A-Thon! Prone to sleep off those losing-your-jobs blues? Sponsor sign-up sheets will be available shortly. For every hour extra you sleep you can earn money for local charities! Big prizes for the biggest sleepy-head. All applicants subject to current anti-depressant prescription verification and counselor/doctor referral.

I just know I'll be hearing back from corporate with the "thumbs-up" real soon.