Smelly

"I must smell weird!", I thought to myself as I got out of the shower. And I did smell weird. My hair shampoo was scented with white birch extract (whatever that is for), my shaving soap in olive oil based, my facial soap has a smell of tea tree oil and creasote. To top it all off, the body soap I like to use has peppermint oil in it. No wonder our dogs bark at me like I am a stranger: I smell like a combo of a cheap drugstore and Bath & Bodyworks.