Bozo

I don't think that have any friends where I work. I thought I was a well liked guy and kindly thought of but it seems to not be the case. If I had friends at work they would have warned me.

It has been too long since I have had a hair cut. But since I usually wear my hair (what is left, anyways) very, very short it usually requires no grooming. But since my hair has been growing long I woke up this morning with bed-head. I didn't realize the extent of the bozo-effect until I got to work and looked into the restroom mirror.

Sad thing is, not one soul at work suggested I politely excuse myself and go wet my hair down. Lord knows what everyone was saying behind my back. I did get a haircut at lunch but I sure hope this whole episode doesn't affect my raise.