Oktoberfest

I work within a corporate building plaza. Well, at least as "corporate" as anything can be in the desert. During a recent lunch hour I walked over to get a sandwich from Quiznos and walked through a parking lot where some men were putting up a tent.

I was pretty excited.

They seemed pretty busy working but I shouted out: "YAY! A TENT! Is there going to be a CIRCUS?"

"No. No circus. It's a BEER tent", they replied none to happy about it.

"Oh. OK. So...no elephants?

"Nope."

"No clowns?"

"Well........"