Sonoran Stories

Riding Through the Desert On No Horse With A Name

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Bigger

I canceled my foot enlargement.

Y'know the old saying, "Guys with big feet also have big..."?

I thought getting bigger feet would have some nice side effects until someone explained to me that it doesn't work that way.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

White Trash

You know you're white trash if you wish they had pole dancers at Cracker Barrel.